Terms of Acceptance
(aka what you’re really signing up for)
By entering your email and/or phone number, you agree to the following:
1. You’ll Hear From Me.
Email: Expect rants, wins, fails, clinical gems, and the occasional inappropriate joke. If you get tired of me, hit unsubscribe anytime.
Text Messages: By providing your number, you’re agreeing to receive occasional SMS updates from The Cranial Doc. Nothing spammy — just reminders, links, or heads-up notes when I don’t trust email to do the job. Standard message and data rates may apply. You can opt out anytime by replying STOP.
2. I’m Not Your Lawyer, Accountant, or Malpractice Carrier.
What I share is based on my own experience as a chiropractor, craniopath, and systems nerd. It’s not legal, financial, or clinical advice tailored to you. Use your head. Talk to your own professionals. Adjust responsibly.
3. Affiliate Links May Appear.
If I recommend a book, service, or piece of tech, there may be an affiliate link. I might earn a small kickback — at no extra cost to you. I’ll only share things I actually use and believe in.
4. No Guarantees.
I’ll hand you the systems, strategies, and clinical insights that have worked for me and others. But your results depend on your effort, your team, and whether you actually implement. If you’re looking for magic bullets, you won’t find them here.
5. Respect the Tribe.
This list is for mission-driven chiropractors who want to lead at a higher level. Don’t forward this to trolls, haters, or people who think chiropractic is just “cracking backs.” Protect the vibe.
6. Your Data Stays Safe.
We don’t sell, rent, or trade your info. Ever. It’s stored with industry-standard tools and only used to send you Cranial Doc content, offers, or messages directly from me.
Bottom line:
If you want raw insights, hilarious fails, powerful systems, and the best damn cranial work content anywhere, you’re in the right place.
If not? Unsubscribe or text STOP. No hard feelings.
With reckless subluxation-slaying abandon,
Dr. Anthony
The Cranial Doc